Standing on the table, cold, clear and blue 
I'm still pretty stable but it's only number two 
Just watch those sparkles in that glass 
The way they dance that's top of the class 
Romulan Ale - is all I ever want, all night long 
Romulan Ale - is all I ever need, all night long 
It is very special, it's one of a kind 
So buy it if you see it, because it's very hard to find 
Tomorrow I'll be very sick 
But today I'll be a lunatic 
Romulan Ale - is all I ever want, all night long 
Romulan Ale - is all I ever need, all night long 
Replicators can be very usable 
But I want REAL stuff, no f-ing synthehol 
It caresses my throat and my soul 
There's no one here but I'm not alone 
Romulan Ale - is all I ever want, all night long 
Romulan Ale - is all I ever need, all night long