Splinter - Girlfriend lyrics

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again<br />

I thought that she’d be mine ‘till the very end<br />

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We were like Romeo and Juliet<br />

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She was the greatest girl I’ve ever met<br />

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But now she’s watching Ellen on TV<br />

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And chilling out to K.D. Lang CD’s<br />

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She’s reading all my girly magazines<br />

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And now it’s just her head that’s shaven clean<br />

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again<br />

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My girlfriend has become a lesbian<br />

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I found her making out with her best friend<br />

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again<br />

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I met her on a blind date through a friend<br />

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I knew that she was really into men<br />

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And everything she did just felt so right<br />

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We’d even split a beer and watch the fight<br />

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But when we started fooling ‘round and stuff<br />

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I noticed that her skin was kind of rough<br />

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I wish I’d never gone that extra yard<br />

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Cause it wasn’t only me who was getting hard<br />

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again<br />

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I thought that she was Barbie but she’s Ken<br />

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I tell you she’s a cock and not a hen<br />

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again<br />

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I finally found a girl who wears my ring<br />

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I checked her out for all the weirdest things…<br />

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But then I got a call from the men in black<br />

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They asked about the green spots on her back<br />

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And why she’s always talking to the stars<br />

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And eating all the snails in our backyard<br />

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again<br />

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My girlfriend’s always been an alien<br />

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They said they she’s been eating all our friends<br />

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I can’t believe it’s happened once again