Spencer & Spencer - Russian Band Stand lyrics

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Welcome to Russian Band Stand<br />

Dis is your host, Nikita Clarkchev<br />

In Russia almost everybody watches Russian Band Stand<br />

[Machine gun fire]<br />

Now everybody watches Russian Band Stand! <br />

Heh, heh, heh<br />

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Next is number one song in Russia<br />

[Gibberish Russian song]<br />

(But we don't like that song! )<br />

You got to like that song, it's number one song! <br />

(But we don't like...)<br />

[Machine gun fire]<br />

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Who else doesn't like that song?<br />

(I don't like...)<br />

[Machine gun fire]<br />

(... any... other... song)<br />

Too late, comrade! <br />

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Now, anybody else don't like?<br />

(We like that song)<br />

All right, now a word from our sponsor<br />

You better listen! <br />

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Play that stroganoff, new schwachling cigarette<br />

Each cigarette two puffs<br />

That's all you got time for<br />

Work twenty two hours a day, so cline<br />

Is only cigarette with microphone filter<br />

So be careful comrade, secret police are listening<br />

Is only cigarette I smoke, right Comrade Mamarelichev?<br />

Right, is only cigarette you can buy<br />

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Next on Russian Band Stand is country's number one singing star, Nikita Presleychev<br />

What are you going to sing, Nikita?<br />

[Gibberish Russian song]<br />

No, that's wrong song<br />

[Machine gun fire]<br />

Tomorrow we have new number one singing star<br />

Tomorrow we have new number one song<br />

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Hey comrade, we are secret police<br />

Tomorrow we have new host on Russian Band Stand