Spamalot movie - He Is Not Dead Yet lyrics
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ROBIN (spoken): <br>
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!<br>
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LANCE (spoken): <br>
Here's one.<br>
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DAD (spoken):<br>
I'm not dead!<br>
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ROBIN (spoken): <br>
Here, he says he's not dead!<br>
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LANCE (spoken):<br>
Yes he is.<br>
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DAD (spoken):<br>
I feel happy. I feel happy.<br>
(sung)<br>
I am not dead yet<br>
I can dance and I can sing<br>
I am not dead yet<br>
I can do the Highland Fling<br>
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I am not dead yet<br>
No need to go to bed<br>
No need to call the doctor <br>
Cause I'm not yet dead.<br>
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BODIES:<br>
He is not yet dead<br>
That's what the geezer said<br>
No, he's not yet dead<br>
That man is off his head<br>
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He is not yet dead<br>
So put him back in bed<br>
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.<br>
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Well now he's dead<br>
You whacked him on the head<br>
Sure, now he's dead<br>
It makes me just see red<br>
You are such a brute<br>
To murder that old coot<br>
You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead<br>
Who is the knave who put him in his grave<br>
And who needs to manage his anger?<br>
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LANCE:<br>
My name is Lancelot<br>
I'm big, and strong, and hot.<br>
Occasionally I do<br>
Some things that I should not.<br>
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ROBIN:<br>
I want to be a knight<br>
But I don't like to fight<br>
I'm rather scared I may<br>
Just simply run away<br>
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LANCE:<br>
I'll be right with you<br>
Robin, through and through and through<br>
So stick with me<br>
And I'll show you what to do<br>
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ROBIN: <br>
We'll remain good chums<br>
You can teach me how to dance<br>
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ROBIN & LANCE:<br>
We're going to enlist<br>
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ROBIN<br>
I'm Robin<br>
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LANCE<br>
And I'm Lance<br>
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CHORUS:<br>
Oh we're off to war<br>
Because we're not yet dead<br>
We will all enlist<br>
As the Knights that Arthur led.<br>
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DAD: <br>
I am coming too<br>
My name will be Sir Fred<br>
I'll be your musician <br>
Cos I'm not yet dead<br>
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CHORUS:<br>
Oh we're not yet dead<br>
To Camelot we go<br>
To enlist instead<br>
To try and earn some dough<br>
And so although<br>
We should have stayed in bed<br>
We're going off to war<br>
Because we're not yet dead<br>
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FRED:<br>
I am coming, too<br>
My name will be Sir Fred<br>
I'll be your musician<br>
'Cause I'm not yet dead<br>
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LANCE:<br>
To kill<br>
I will<br>
It gives me such a thrill<br>
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ROBIN:<br>
To sing<br>
And dance<br>
And keep an eye on Lance<br>
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ALL:<br>
We're going off to war<br>
We'll have girlfriends by the score<br>
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DAD: <br>
We'll be shot by Michael Moore!<br>
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ALL: Because we're not yet dead.<br>
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