Spamalot movie - Diva's Lament lyrics
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(Whatever happened to My Part?)<br>
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LADY OF THE LAKE:<br>
What ever happened to my part?<br>
It was exciting at the start.<br>
Now we're halfway through Act 2<br>
And I've had nothing yet to do.<br>
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I've been offstage for far too long<br>
It's ages since I had a song.<br>
This is one unhappy Diva<br>
The producer's have deceived her.<br>
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.<br>
Whatever Happened to My Part?<br>
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I am sick of my career<br>
Always starting second gear<br>
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.<br>
I've no Grammy no Rewards,<br>
I've no Tony Awards,<br>
I'm Constantly replaced with Britney Spears<br>
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Whatever Happened to My Show?<br>
I was a hit, now I don't know.<br>
I'm with a bunch of British Knights,<br>
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.<br>
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I might as well go to the Pub<br>
They've been out searching for a shrub<br>
Out shopping for a Bush<br>
Well they can kiss my Tush<br>
It seems to me they've really lost the plot<br>
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Whatever Happened to My<br>
I'll Call my Agent, Dammit<br>
Whatever Happened to My<br>
Not Yours, Not Yours,<br>
By My,<br>
Part!<br>
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