South Park - Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics

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I heard there is no Christmas,

In the silly Middle East..

No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,

They have Different Religious beliefs..

They Believe in Muhammad,

And not in our Holiday..

And so every December,

I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas

Put down that book 'The Corenne'

and hear some holiday wishes.

Incase you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus's Birthday

So get off your heathen Muslim Ass

And fuckin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season

In India, I've heard..

They don't hang up their stockings,

and that is just absurd..

They've never read a Christmas Story,

They Don't know what Rudolph is about..

And that's why in December,

I'll go to India and shout..

Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas

Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef

and pass it to the Missus

In case you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus's Birthday

So get off your heathen hindu ass,

And fuckin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,

Everyone just lives in sin..

They pray to several gods,

And put needles in their skin..

On December twenty-fifth,

all they do is eat a cake..

and that is why I'll go to Japan,

and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas

God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.

Incase you haven't noticed,

There's festive things to do

So lets all rejoice for Jesus

and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say..

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists

and all you atheists too..

Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you---.(Prolongue)

*clapping*

Thank you, Mr Hat..