South Park - La Resistance (Medley) lyrics

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GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin):

God has smiled upon you this day

The fate of a nation in your hands

And blessed be the children, we who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant flames

They bellow in the night

You fight in all our names, for what we know is right

And when you all get shot

And cannot carry on

Though you die, La Resistance lives on

ALL:

You may get stabbed in the head

With a dagger or a sword

You may be burned to death

Or skinned alive, or worse

But when they torture you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, La Resistance lives on

PARENTS:

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:

Because the country's gone awry

Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry!

SOLDIERS:

Tomorrow night..

Our lives will change..

Tomorrow night..

We'll be entertained..

An execution..

What a sight!..

Tomorrow night!

SATAN:

Up there there is so much room

Where babies burp and flowers bloom

Tomorrow night up there is doomed

And so I will be going soon!

TERRANCE AND PHILLIP:

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka..

TERRANCE:

Looks like we may be out of luck!

PHILLIP:

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!

CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN:

Why did our mothers start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

SATAN:

I want to be up there!

SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:

When Canada is dead and gone

They'll be no more Celine Dion!

GREGORY AND KIDS:

(IN background everyone else singing theyre songs.)

They may cut your dick in half

And serve it to a pig

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And dance a dickless jig

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, (Satan in background : I want to be up there!) La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!

PARENTS:

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!