South Park - Christmas Time in Hell lyrics

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Well I'll tell you what..

Maybe we'll have ourselves

a little Christmas, right here..

C'mon everybody, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree

We're gonna make some revelry..

Spirits are high, so I can tell

It's Christmas time in Hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by

There's lots of demon toys to buy

The snow is falling, and all is well

It's Christmas time in Hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer

With a festive Christmas ham..

After he has sex with it

He'll eat up all he can..

And there goes John F Kennedy

Carolling with his son..

Reunited for the holidays

God bless us, everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow

Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow..

Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell

It's Christmas time in Hell!

Satan: Adolf, here's a present for you!

Adolf: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!

Satan: Yes, Ein Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heaven's door

To rule in Hell forever-more

But now i'm kinda glad that I fell

'Cos it's Christmas time in Hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan

Michael Landon's hair looks swell

It's Christmas time in Hell!

There's Princess Diana

holding burning mistletoe

Over Poor Gene Siskel's head

Just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning

and the flames are not so thck

All the screaming and the torture stops

As we wait for Old St Nick!

So, String up the lights and light up the tree

We're damned for all eternity..

But for just one day, all is well

It's Christmas time in Hell!

Get a toast together and make it quick

We've gotta make room for Andy Dick..

Wake his mother and ring the bell..

It's Christmas time.. [Christmas time x3]

Christmas time.. [Christmas time x3]

It's Christmas time in Hell!

..Merry Christmas, Movie house!