South Park Mexican - Strapped & Deadly lyrics
rate meI'm in da Hill W-double O, D Texas
Got three benzes, and quick reflexes
I'm a eat me breakfast, with the Mexicans
Break dance in my cell and do some head spins
Don't forget kids, if you test us
You will drop like fall semesters
Watch the texans, beat the redskins
On the news that don't look like me, bad sketches
Let's watch Death Wish, it gots a good message
I use to sell muthafuckin O's and X's
In seconds, I kill em the gentless
Been slangin since carpenters used asbestos
SKS's, leave em chestless
Inside connects to get they addresses
Request this, put on the hell bound guest list
I be takin muthafuckas out like dentures
Niggas in my click be strapped & deadly
Bust 'til they shit get jammed or empty
Ride coca cola and a can of pepsi
You other muthafuckas just can't impress me
Have you ever been chased by bacon, or faced with makin
A decision that can cost you a fate with satan
Do you even understand the things I'm sayin
Listen close homeboy, the game ain't playin
It's the evil twin nigga you don't see me dance
Other rappers changin like they just shittin they pants
Still puttin work in, I'm destined for trial
Wasted money on the grill nigga I don't smile
Southeast home of the illest for reala
My hood like the michael jackson video trilla
Lookin like they climbed out a grave or casket
Momma don't know the deal, to afraid to ask it
She bought special soap for the bloodiest stains
But mom check the label if it does it for brains
Sometimes I just wanna put a gun to my tempo
We had insurance for the dental, but none for the mental
Niggas in my click be strapped & deadly
Bust 'til they shit get jammed or empty
Ride coca cola and a can of pepsi
You other muthafuckas just can't impress me
First watch yo mouth, second quota enda
Third I'm a real gangsta I ain't no pretenda
Don't get my hosts's mixed up with yo suspendas
I got a shot like McGrady at Toyota Center
Cops quit interrogatin, look I don't rememba
You won't see my homies snitch, they my cold defendas
I'm still stuck around like a broken blenda
Cause my block stay hot, even though it's winta
Ay don't pretend to be my patna dawg, if you want me to drop and fall
Then bring it on, cause all in all ya mouth can turn ya answer wrong
And all of ya'll was walkin talkin bout me like ya'll all the boss
And thinkin like I'm crawlin off, my primates all a holocaust
Don't hide the coast, I ain't yo bro, you actin like you know me though
And rap is what you know me fo, the fact is I don't only flow
Slow yo roll, peep the game, keep the piece, and keep yo brain
I'm strapped & deadly 7 days up out the week, now Carolyn sang
Niggas in my click be strapped & deadly
Bust 'til they shit get jammed or empty
Ride coca cola and a can of pepsi
You other muthafuckas just can't impress me
