South Park Mexican (spm) - 2 Joints lyrics
rate me[Intro: Dum-Dum and Happy P]<br />
(Lighting a joint)<br />
(Coughs)<br />
[Dum-Dum]<br />
Go head maan<br />
Boy that's 5<br />
[Happy P]<br />
That's got to be<br />
<br />
[Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P]<br />
[Dum-Dum]<br />
I hit it from worst ways<br />
After the first day<br />
I'm needin it everyday<br />
And twice on a Thursday<br />
Blood thick than water<br />
In pounds better than quarters<br />
I smoking two joints <br />
While I'm knockin down yo daughter<br />
Dope House Records is on fire<br />
So grab the estinguisher<br />
I smoked out in the beamer<br />
Bout to get emphezema<br />
Gun slingers rap singers<br />
With more stripe than the bengals<br />
No need for the gang sign<br />
I'm using my trigga finga<br />
<br />
[Happy P]<br />
Now won't you roll one<br />
Po the four one<br />
Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed <br />
With no one<br />
You know me <br />
I'm young Happy P<br />
Kick back and blow a sweet<br />
While my niggas move keys<br />
Bitch please<br />
I got G's<br />
Sippin corona with lima squeeze<br />
And platinum P's <br />
Only smoke on the fine leaves<br />
I started out <br />
Sellin five dollar sweets<br />
And now I'm elevating<br />
Sellin 5000 dollar beats<br />
<br />
[Chorus: Grimm]<br />
<br />
I smoke two joints when I wake up<br />
In the car I smoke two joints <br />
I smoke two joints when in play video games<br />
And every 10,000 points<br />
I smoke two joints in time of peace<br />
And two in time of war <br />
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints<br />
And then I smoke two more<br />
<br />
[Verse 2: SPM and Low-G]<br />
[SPM]<br />
Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs<br />
And writing these raps full of misspelled words<br />
I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse<br />
Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my <br />
Herse<br />
I take two charges it's really quite harmless<br />
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded <br />
Ha ha<br />
I started in 82<br />
In fifth grade<br />
You can say I was in high school<br />
True smoka<br />
<br />
[Low-G]<br />
I got married at an early age <br />
Con mi hermosa<br />
Maria es mi esposa<br />
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa<br />
Mafiosa<br />
Pero es un otra cosa<br />
My wife es celoisa<br />
No yores mariposa<br />
Tan chiclosa<br />
Te triago from coasta coasta<br />
I got your corizon droppin mi bolsa<br />
Borracho de tu besos<br />
Hoja pa mis wesos<br />
Me trais pesos<br />
Con hidea pa me seso<br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
<br />
[Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm]<br />
[Diamond]<br />
Dimaond pop the balla scene<br />
Smoke two joints where I can beam<br />
Flip the scene bizatines<br />
Sippin lean sticky green<br />
Come out fresh when it spring <br />
Steady flossin diamond rings<br />
Bustin gats with Bing<br />
Catchin squares at ten<br />
Baby Beeshi got the throne<br />
Happy P we fitin to roll<br />
And shut em down we livin throwed<br />
Got the keys<br />
We got the vo's<br />
Hit and run cause the scheme<br />
Hold my breath and feel my spin<br />
Since diamond came around<br />
Now she down with a team<br />
<br />
[Grimm]<br />
Now I'm down with Bobby Brown<br />
But I love Al Green<br />
Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans<br />
Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome<br />
Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown<br />
Stay stoned out the mode<br />
Drop a flow rock a show<br />
Got to go out the do <br />
Boppin hoe after close<br />
Nose hits roach clips<br />
Place a pink in my eye<br />
And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for <br />
The sky<br />
<br />
[Chorus]<br />
<br />
[Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing]<br />
[Baby Beesh]<br />
Now I be blowin only one but less than three<br />
That's the recipe<br />
Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity<br />
Don't question me<br />
Blowin' heavily till I'm 70<br />
That's the remedy<br />
Feelin famous like the Kennedy's<br />
From here to Tennessee sippin hennesse<br />
Smokin with intensity<br />
Feel my ghetto energy<br />
Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the Lebanese<br />
I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly <br />
Beverly<br />
<br />
[Lil Bing]<br />
Two joints be smellay in my Cadi<br />
From the Valley to Cali<br />
In the alley servin patties<br />
Hastled by federales<br />
Drippin candy<br />
Sippin brandy<br />
Twenty inches look fancy<br />
On my way to the grammys<br />
Hoes droppin they panties<br />
Got a freak named Sandy<br />
Makin hits like Sammie<br />
I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak <br />
At Grandy's<br />
Smashin off maan fo sho<br />
Got my tv's on glow<br />
Smokin two smokin four<br />
Then back door hit two mo<br />
[two mo repeats till fade]
