South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut movie - What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II lyrics

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Song by D.V.D.A.<br /><br>

[Guitar Intro:]<br>

[Singers:]Brian! Skate! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate!<br>

[Lead Singer:]<br>

What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Brian Boitano'd<br>

do.<br>

Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!<br>

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a<br>

blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,<br>

fair.<br>

Brian! S-s-skate! Brian! Live!<br>

So what would Brian Boitano'd do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two. That's what Brian Boitano'd do.<br>

Brian! Skate! Brian! Live!<br>

When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Brian<br>

Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bo-dy!<br>

[Man In Back:]<br>

No! Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!<br>

[Singers:]<br>

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat<br>

so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO<br>

MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO<br>

MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!! <br>

Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!<br>

Brain Boitano-o was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!<br>

Hideeday! Brian Boitano's here. So round up all your lasses and tell 'em they have no fears. Say, "Come over here my honey,<br>

and come and I'll take off my pants. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do." Cause<br>

that's what Brian Boitano'd DO!<br>

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