South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut movie - What Would Brian Boitano Do? lyrics
rate me<br>
What would Brian Boitano do<br>
If he was here right now,<br>
He'd make a plan<br>
And he'd follow through,<br>
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.<br>
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When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,<br>
Skating for the gold,<br>
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,<br>
While wearing a blind fold.<br>
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When Brian Boitano was in the alps, <br>
Fighting grizzly bears,<br>
He used his magical fire breath,<br>
And saved the maidens fair.<br>
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So what would Brian Boitano do <br>
If he were here today,<br>
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,<br>
That's what Brian Boitano'd do. <br>
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I want this V-chip out of me, <br>
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. <br>
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And I just want my mom <br>
To stop fighting everyone <br>
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For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,<br>
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do. <br>
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And what would Brian Boitano do,<br>
He'd call all the kids in town, <br>
And tell them to unite for true<br>
That's what Brian Boitano would do. <br>
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When Brian Boitano travelled through time<br>
To the year 3010,<br>
He fought the evil robot kings<br>
and saved the human race again <br>
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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, <br>
He beat up Kubela Kong.<br>
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Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body<br>
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So lets all get together, <br>
And unite to stop our mom's<br>
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,<br>
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.<br>
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And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, <br>
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,<br>
That's what Brian Boitano do.<br>
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