South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut movie - Mountain Town lyrics
rate me<br>
[Stan:] Theres a bunch of birds in the sky,<br>
And some deers just went running by, <br>
Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich <br>
and brown, Just another sunday morning<br>
in my quiet mountain town.<br>
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The sun is shining and the grass is green, <br>
Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, <br>
This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, <br>
All, the happy people stop to say hello!<br>
[Stranger:] Get out of my way!,<br>
[Stan:] Even though the temperature's low, <br>
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,<br>
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[Sharon:] Well good morning Stan!<br>
[Stan:] Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?<br>
[Sharon:] A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating...<br>
[Stan:] But this is going to be the best movie ever! <br>
It's a foreign film from Canada<br>
[Sharon:] All right, all right here you go, <br>
but be back for supper!<br>
[Stan:] Thanks Mom!<br>
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[Sharon:] Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, <br>
he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile <br>
while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, <br>
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, <br>
And a mind so open and pure, <br>
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!<br>
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[Stan:] Hi, is your son home?<br>
[Ms. McCormick:] I think so... HEY!!! <br>
([Stan:] ow) Kenny, <br>
wake up... Kenny<br>
dammit come on Kenny: I'm coming!<br>
[Stan:] Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, <br>
you wanna come?<br>
[Kenny:] (something)<br>
[Ms. McCormick:] Where the hell do you think you're going?<br>
[Kenny:] I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip<br>
[Ms. McCormick:] You can't, you have to go to church!<br>
[Kenny:] But Mom, I wanna see this movie!<br>
[Ms. McCormick:] Well fine go ahead and miss church;<br>
and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!<br>
[Kenny:] OK!<br>
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[Stan:] You can see your breath hanging in the air, <br>
You see homeless people, but you just don't care, <br>
It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, <br>
[Kenny:] (something), <br>
[Stan:] That's right, its sunday morning in our <br>
quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!<br>
<br>
[Kyle:] OK, Ike lets try this one more time<br>
[Ike:] (something)<br>
[Kyle:] Kick the baby!<br>
[Ike:] Don't kick the baby<br>
[Kyle:] Kick the baby<br>
[Stan:] Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie<br>
[Kyle:] Oh my god dude!<br>
[Sheila:] Kyle, what's going on?<br>
[Kyle:] Nothing, we're going skating now<br>
[Sheila:] Oh, well take your little brother out with you<br>
[Kyle:] Aw ma, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted<br>
[Sheila:] Do as I say Kyle!<br>
[Kyle:] Ok, ok I'm sorry<br>
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[Sheila:] Look at those frail and fragile boys, <br>
It really gets me down, The world is such a rotten place, <br>
And city life's a complete disgrace, <br>
Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah <br>
quiet mountain town.<br>
<br>
[Cartman:] Mom, somebody's at the dooooor: <br>
Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!<br>
[Liane:] Coming hon...<br>
[Cartman:] Ahh, I can't see the TV<br>
[Generic Reporter:] It's been six weeks <br>
since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack <br>
of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him.<br>
[Liane:] Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends<br>
[Ike:] fireman!<br>
[Cartman:] What are you guys doing here? <br>
OH SWEET DUDE, YES! YES!!!<br>
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[Four boys:]<br>
Off to the movies we shall go, <br>
Where we learn everything that we know, <br>
Because the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!! And this movie's gonna make our lives complete Because Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman: Super sweet) Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash (Kenny says something) U.S.AAAAAAAAAA.<br>
[Stan:]<br>
Can I have 5 tickets to <br>
[Terrance & Phillip:] Asses of Fire please?<br>
[Clerk:] NO!<br>
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