South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut movie - It's Easy MMMKay lyrics
rate me<br>
[Mr. Mackey:] There are times when you get suckered in<br>
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay<br>
But its when you do these things too much<br>
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch<br>
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay<br>
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day<br>
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack<br>
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack<br>
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay<br>
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Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"<br>
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Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"<br>
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Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity<br>
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Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say<br>
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So just use the word mmmkay!<br>
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[Children:] We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)<br>
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day<br>
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today<br>
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash<br>
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash<br>
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey<br>
Its easy mmkay!<br>
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[Mr. Mackey:] Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,<br>
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole<br>
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[Mr. Mackey:] Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, <br>
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold<br>
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[Mr. Mackey:] Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t<br>
because bich is latin for generosity<br>
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[Mr. Mackey:] Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more<br>
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[Everyone:] Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say<br>
[Children:] Fuck is the worst word that you can say<br>
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!<br>
[Mr. Mackey:] Your cured, you can go!<br>
[Everyone:] We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash<br>
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash<br>
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay<br>
Its easy mmmkay!<br>
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!<br>
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkay!<br>
[Children:] It's easy mmmkay!<br>
[Mr. Mackey:] It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy<br>
[Children:] It's easy mmm<br>
It's easy mmm<br>
It's easy mmm<br>
It's easy mmmkaaaay<br>
[both finish at same time]<br>
[laughing]<br>
[Mr. Mackey:] Mmmkay<br>
Mmmkay<br>
Mmmkay<br>
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