Son Of Dork - Ticket Outta Loserville lyrics

rate me

When I go to sleep I pray

I'm waking up to I got you babe

Like the guy from Groundhog Day

Just wanna live forever this way

Flash back to seventeen

Got my ass kicked by the football team

Another Loser on the scene

Editor of the chess club fanzine

I asked you out for losing truth or dare

The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah

Pinch me, is this real?

I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville

Now I'm off the social flat line

Things are so good that I'm

Taking down my star trek shrine

And you're more than just my valentine

You're my ticket outta loserville

She gives me butterflies

Says I'm not like all the other guys

Doesn't care what car I drive

She still enjoys the ride

When I got to sleep I know

That you'll be there tomorrow

And it gives me vertigo

It was just a week ago that

I asked you out for losing truth or dare

The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah

Pinch me, is this real?

I'm on a one way ticket out of loserville

Now I'm off the social flat line

Things are so good that I'm

Taking down my star-trek shrine

You blew me out on a Sunday night

You were bored to tears pretending

Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like the

guy in your happy ending

Well you were wrong to lead me on

Now in the night I wake up screaming

Where the hell did I go wrong?

Where's Scotty when you need him?

Pinch me, is this real?

I'm on a one way ticket back to loserville

Heading for the social flat line

Things are so that bad

I'm dusting off my star trek shrine

This is where it ends and I can taste the glory

How can I depend

On a better story?

Made it, blew it, couldn't save it

Think about her all the time

It's like I never had her valentine

So I guess I better kiss goodbye to my ticket outta loserville