Smosh - Sex Ed lyrics
rate meWhen he grows hair
Where it used to be bare
I know you’re feeling weird
But you should be happy
You don’t have a vagina
That would be crappy
‘cause periods suck
and commas rule!
This is sex education
Not grammar, fool
It only takes one sperm cell
To make a baby
And if you think they are cute
Then you must be crazy
Babies suck ‘cause they barf, poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck ‘cause they barf, poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
OH MY GOD IT BURNS!!!
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Denis Rodman could get a bit
You don’t know who Denis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
QUICK FACT
You can’t get girls when wearing these shorts
Your body’s growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
