Smosh - Parents Suck! lyrics

rate me

The greatest thing ever just happened to me

(You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be

I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules

Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll

do (ha!)

First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug

Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug

All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a

pack...

"Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I

yack !

No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom,

but I ain't no fool

No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it,

I will crap on the rug.

No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun

I've ever had

I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a

f**k

Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS

SUCK!

My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so

I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day.

My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I

leave the door open while I take a big poo

My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn,

instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on

My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain

flicks. They didn't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of

dicks!

No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom,

but I ain't no fool

No more bath time! No more hugs! And if we feel like

it, we will crap on the rug.

No more mommy! No more dad! Finally I can wear my

skanky top that I had

I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a f**k!

Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS

SUCK!

No one to make me clean my room each day of the week

No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my

cheek

No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside

No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die

No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house

No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse

No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers

No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers

Anthony: Hey mom...

Mom: Hi son!

Anthony: ...do you think I can move back in?

Mom: F**K NO!