Smosh - Boxman's Girlfriend lyrics

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There was this one time not too long ago

I saw this one girl that made my heart explode

She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho

If I made her my girl, my life would be whole

I've never spoken to her, not even a word

I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd

But believe me I've tried, but to no avail

When I flirt with girls, I always fail

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend

He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend

It's about time that I face my fears

Or I'll regret this for years and years

Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl...

Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl

Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this

...You smell that? it smells like piss

Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee

Will you please go on a date with me?

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend

Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend

Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot

You know that kinda thing will get you shot

Humans and boxes just don't intertwine

I could have you arrested for this crime

What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century

Why you gotta go and act so elementary

I'm human inside, although it doesn't show

Come on baby, lets go

I'm not gonna let people bring me down

Now that's just something that I won't allow

I taught myself that i should just walk away

But then I always throw boiling water in their face

If there's something that I've learned from all this

It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates

But sticking together through thick and thin

And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend

He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend

Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?