Smosh - Boxman For President lyrics

rate me

My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres

I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest

I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed

And I'm the best dressed, but I digress

The North to the South to the East to the West

America will look like less of a mess

McCain's not the best, I must confess

Now let me try to express my detest

1 He's bald and stanky

2 He's old and cranky

3 He's got hair on his back

4 He smokes a lot of crack

As you can see, John McCain is a joke

He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke

The other candidates will feel the pain

When I blaze the trail with my campaign

Boxman is runnin for president

Boxman is the number one candidate

Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox

Boxman is the only man in a box

Barack Obama's not the right choice either

If it was up to me you'd vote for neither

Both McCain and Obama should get the axe

Just let me tell you these Obama facts

1 He's got a chubby belly

2 His pits are really smelly

3 Osama's his brother

4 He slept with my mother

So please make the right choice and vote for me

You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy

I guarantee health care would be free

And every day of your life would be filled with glee

Now let's talk about the war in Iraq

And how we're wasting our time with that crap

It'd be faster with my new policy

To just nuke each enemy country

Boxman is runnin for president

Boxman is the number one candidate

Boxman will steal Obama's socks

Boxman is the only man in a box

Let's stop wasting money on education

And quit spending cash on transportation

Let's focus on something for the population

Like the eradication of constipation

So when it comes time for you to choose

Which candidate will wear the president's shoes

You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why

Cause my vice president is this guy