I was minding my business <br />
I was lifting some lead off <br />
The roof of the Holy Name church <br />
It was worthwhile living a laughable life <br />
Just to set my eyes on the blistering sight <br />
Of a vicar in a tutu <br />
He's not strange <br />
He just wants to live his life this way <br />
<br />
A scanty bit of a thing <br />
With a decorative ring <br />
That wouldn't cover the head of a child <br />
As Rose collects the money in the cannister <br />
Who comes sliding down the bannister ? <br />
The vicar in a tutu <br />
He's not strange <br />
He just wants to live his life this way <br />
<br />
<br />
Oh, the monkish monsignor <br />
With a head full of plaster <br />
Said : "My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned"<br />
As Rose collects the money from the cannister <br />
As natural as Rain <br />
He dances again <br />
My god ! <br />
The vicar in a tutu <br />
Oh yeah <br />
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah <br />
Oh ... <br />
The vicar in a tutu <br />
Oh yeah <br />
Oh ... <br />
<br />
<br />
The next day in the pulpit <br />
With Freedom and Ease <br />
Combatting ignorance, dust, and disease<br />
As Rose counts the money in the cannister <br />
As natural as Rain <br />
He dances again and again and again <br />
<br />
<br />
In the fabric of a tutu <br />
Any man could get used to <br />
And I am the living sign <br />
I'm a living sign <br />
I am a living sign <br />
I'm a living sign <br />
I am a living sign <br />
I'm a living sign <br />
Sign ... <br />
I am a living sign <br />
Oh ...