Smiths - Vicar In A Tutu (Rank) lyrics

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I was minding my business <br />

I was lifting some lead off <br />

The roof of the Holy Name church <br />

It was worthwhile living a laughable life <br />

Just to set my eyes on the blistering sight <br />

Of a vicar in a tutu <br />

He's not strange <br />

He just wants to live his life this way <br />

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A scanty bit of a thing <br />

With a decorative ring <br />

That wouldn't cover the head of a child <br />

As Rose collects the money in the cannister <br />

Who comes sliding down the bannister ? <br />

The vicar in a tutu <br />

He's not strange <br />

He just wants to live his life this way <br />

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Oh, the monkish monsignor <br />

With a head full of plaster <br />

Said : "My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned"<br />

As Rose collects the money from the cannister <br />

As natural as Rain <br />

He dances again <br />

My god ! <br />

The vicar in a tutu <br />

Oh yeah <br />

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah <br />

Oh ... <br />

The vicar in a tutu <br />

Oh yeah <br />

Oh ... <br />

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The next day in the pulpit <br />

With Freedom and Ease <br />

Combatting ignorance, dust, and disease<br />

As Rose counts the money in the cannister <br />

As natural as Rain <br />

He dances again and again and again <br />

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In the fabric of a tutu <br />

Any man could get used to <br />

And I am the living sign <br />

I'm a living sign <br />

I am a living sign <br />

I'm a living sign <br />

I am a living sign <br />

I'm a living sign <br />

Sign ... <br />

I am a living sign <br />

Oh ...