Punctured bicycle <br />
On a hillside desolate <br />
Will nature make a man of me yet ? <br />
<br />
When in this charming car <br />
This charming man <br />
<br />
<br />
Why pamper life's complexities <br />
When the leather runs smooth <br />
On the passenger seat ? <br />
<br />
<br />
I would go out tonight <br />
But I haven't got a stitch to wear <br />
This man said "it's gruesome <br />
That someone so handsome should care"<br />
<br />
<br />
Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy <br />
Who never knew his place <br />
He said "return the ring"<br />
He knows so much about these things <br />
He knows so much about these things <br />
<br />
<br />
I would go out tonight <br />
But I haven't got a stitch to wear <br />
This man said "it's gruesome <br />
That someone so handsome should care"<br />
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ... <br />
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man ... <br />
<br />
<br />
Ah ! A jumped-up pantry boy <br />
Who never knew his place <br />
He said "return the ring"<br />
He knows so much about these things <br />
He knows so much about these things <br />
He knows so much about these things