Smiths - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One… lyrics

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Stop me, oh, stop me<br />

Stop me if you think that youve<br />

Heard this one before<br />

Stop me, oh, stop me<br />

Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before<br />

<br />

Nothings changed<br />

I still love you, oh, I still love you<br />

...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love<br />

<br />

I was delayed, I was way-laid<br />

An emergency stop<br />

I smelt the last ten seconds of life<br />

I crashed down on the crossbar<br />

And the pain was enough to make<br />

A shy, bald, buddhist reflect<br />

And plan a mass murder<br />

Who said lied I'd to her ? <br />

<br />

Oh, who said I'd lied because I never ? I never !<br />

Who said I'd lied because I never ? <br />

I was detained, I was restrained<br />

And broke my spleen<br />

And broke my knee<br />

(and then he really laced into me)<br />

Friday night in out-patients<br />

Who said I'd lied to her ? <br />

<br />

Oh, who said I'd lied ? - because I never, I never<br />

Who said I'd lied ? - because I never<br />

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Oh, so I drank one<br />

It became four<br />

And when I fell on the floor ...<br />

...i drank more<br />

<br />

Stop me, oh, stop me<br />

Stop me if you think that youve<br />

Heard this one before<br />

Stop me, oh, stop me<br />

Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before<br />

<br />

Nothings changed<br />

I still love you, oh, I still love you<br />

...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love