Stop me, oh, stop me<br />
Stop me if you think that youve<br />
Heard this one before<br />
Stop me, oh, stop me<br />
Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before<br />
<br />
Nothings changed<br />
I still love you, oh, I still love you<br />
...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love<br />
<br />
I was delayed, I was way-laid<br />
An emergency stop<br />
I smelt the last ten seconds of life<br />
I crashed down on the crossbar<br />
And the pain was enough to make<br />
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect<br />
And plan a mass murder<br />
Who said lied I'd to her ? <br />
<br />
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never ? I never !<br />
Who said I'd lied because I never ? <br />
I was detained, I was restrained<br />
And broke my spleen<br />
And broke my knee<br />
(and then he really laced into me)<br />
Friday night in out-patients<br />
Who said I'd lied to her ? <br />
<br />
Oh, who said I'd lied ? - because I never, I never<br />
Who said I'd lied ? - because I never<br />
<br />
Oh, so I drank one<br />
It became four<br />
And when I fell on the floor ...<br />
...i drank more<br />
<br />
Stop me, oh, stop me<br />
Stop me if you think that youve<br />
Heard this one before<br />
Stop me, oh, stop me<br />
Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before<br />
<br />
Nothings changed<br />
I still love you, oh, I still love you<br />
...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love