Learn to love me <br />
Assemble the ways <br />
Now, today, tomorrow and always <br />
My only weakness is a list of crime <br />
My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind<br />
<br />
Oh, shoplifters of the world <br />
Unite and take over <br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Hand it over <br />
Hand it over <br />
Hand it over <br />
<br />
<br />
Learn to love me <br />
And assemble the ways <br />
Now, today, tomorrow, and always <br />
My only weakness is a listed crime <br />
But last night the plans of a future war <br />
Was all I saw on Channel Four <br />
<br />
<br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Unite and take over <br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Hand it over <br />
Hand it over <br />
Hand it over <br />
<br />
<br />
A heartless hand on my shoulder <br />
A push - and it's over <br />
Alabaster crashes down <br />
(Six months is a long time) <br />
Tried living in the real world <br />
Instead of a shell <br />
But before I began ... <br />
I was bored before I even began <br />
<br />
<br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Unite and take over <br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Unite and take over <br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Unite and take over <br />
Shoplifters of the world <br />
Take over