I'd like to drop my trousers to the world <br />
I am a man of means (of slender means) <br />
Each household appliance <br />
Is like a new science in my town <br />
And if the day came when I felt a <br />
Natural emotion <br />
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump <br />
In the ocean <br />
And when a train goes by <br />
It's such a sad sound <br />
No ... <br />
It's such a sad thing <br />
<br />
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen <br />
Every sensible child will know what this means <br />
The poor and the needy <br />
Are selfish and greedy on her terms <br />
And if the day came when I felt a <br />
Natural emotion <br />
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump <br />
In the ocean <br />
And when a train goes by <br />
It's such a sad sound <br />
No ... <br />
It's such a sad thing <br />
<br />
<br />
And when I'm lying in my bed <br />
I think about life <br />
And I think about death <br />
And neither one particularly appeals to me <br />
And if the day came when I felt a <br />
Natural emotion <br />
I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie <br />
In the middle of the street and die <br />
I'd lie down and die ...<br />
Oh, oh