Skymarshall Arts - Monkey Island lyrics

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I am Guybrush Threepwood.

The only non-undead pirate to know the secrets of Monkey Island.

Well, four secrets actually.

I am Guybrush Threepwood,

and I have overstayed my welcome through many graphic adventures.

I am Guybrush Threepwood,

and I have come here to rid this island of deadly and murdorous ... clam?

I am Guybrush Threepwood,

and I don't have a drinking problem.

I am Captain Threepwood,

I've been to Monkey Island four times.

Defeated the evil pirate LeChuck repeatedly.

I uncovered the gates of hell,

I destroyed an Australian land-developer and his ultimate insult.

Discovered the worlds only talking monkey,

and married the most beautiful governour in the world.

And all before the age of 22.