Well you look so cute in your Levis suit<br />
Struttin' down Collins Street<br />
With your Pucci shoes and your faded blues<br />
Honey you look so neat<br />
You dress so well no one could tell<br />
You spend Thursdays with your mechanic<br />
Suburban passion it's all the fashion<br />
Your husband don't need to panic<br />
<br />
Mercedes Ladies they got it made<br />
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
<br />
You look so smug on your Persian rug<br />
Say your Afghan's got a pedigree<br />
You rest your head on your antique bed<br />
And talk about your arts degree<br />
You act so cool by your heated pool<br />
And take your lunch at three<br />
Own half a boutique that's oh so chic<br />
And work hard for charity<br />
<br />
Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet<br />
Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
<br />
You knew there's only one thing better than a 250S<br />
and that's a 280SL or a 280SE and there's only one thing better<br />
than a 350SL and that's a 280CE or a 350SLC or a 300SEL V8<br />
<br />
Take pottery classes and you make passes<br />
At every young man you find<br />
Recapture your youth oh ain't it the truth<br />
That you're just one of a kind<br />
You could be left or you could be right<br />
Or you might just vote for kicks<br />
But you're the perfect wife in a perfect life<br />
I won't bore you with politics<br />
<br />
Mercedes Ladies they got it made<br />
Cos when they dig they use a silver spade<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
<br />
Mercedes Ladies they look so sweet<br />
Cos they get a facelift 'bout twice a week<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies<br />
Mercedes Ladies....Mercedes Ladies