Started back in '79<br />
Rock 'n' roll is a waste of time<br />
Outcast expelled and raped<br />
All they needed was an escape<br />
They tried drugs and jerking off<br />
Neil fainted and Vijay coughed<br />
There's no stopping cause we're on the attack<br />
SideSplittaz are coming back!<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We'll make you bleed<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We're all you need<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We never grow old<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We are rock and roll<br />
We got a van and a couple of gigs<br />
With dreams of making it big<br />
Stopping often at Taco Bell<br />
On a tour straight to Hell<br />
A record company offered us lots of cash<br />
So we sold out really fast<br />
No longer hated by everyone<br />
SideSplittaz are number 1!<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We'll make you bleed<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We're all you need<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We never grow old<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We are rock and roll<br />
Drugs and sex then got in the way<br />
Although Harry never got laid<br />
Soon our songs, well they started to suck<br />
Seems like nobody gave a fuck<br />
Then Notorious B.I.G. died<br />
Some of us laughed and some of us cried<br />
In the end it was a sign<br />
SideSplittaz had their time!<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We'll make you bleed<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We're all you need<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We never grow old<br />
SideSplittaz<br />
We are rock and roll