Helen Song, Helen Song<br />
We think what you're doing's wrong<br />
Mat has been here all along<br />
His love for you is very strong<br />
Helen Song, Helen Song<br />
Don't go out with Bill Wong<br />
He plays pong all day long<br />
'cause he's Chinese he bangs a gong<br />
Helen Song, Helen Song<br />
We want you to wear a thong<br />
Smoke a bond ding dong<br />
To your world Matt belongs<br />
I don't like the way you're talking to me<br />
Don't you know Matt wants to be free<br />
Sick of singing CCD<br />
He wants to paint nude pictures of me<br />
Now here it what I decree<br />
Me and Matt we both agree<br />
This is the way it has to be<br />
Shut the fuck up or I'll break your knees!