Sidesplittaz - Ccd Song '97 lyrics
rate meI don't want to be<br />
With child-molesting priests<br />
I'd rather have fun<br />
Without those evil nuns<br />
Covet your neighbor's ass<br />
Get kicked out of class<br />
Premarital sex isn't right<br />
Let's go get some ice cream tonight<br />
Mechanical Betty Parkinson<br />
I went to the Techny retreat<br />
Got so bored I fell asleep<br />
Sarmiento gave me a D<br />
I almost failed CCD<br />
Father Lutz was obscene<br />
Got confirmed by Bernadin<br />
What I learned I don't know<br />
Now it's off to hell I go<br />
Mechanical Betty Parkinson