Side Show movie - One Plus One Equals Three lyrics
rate me<br>
Buddy:<br>
I never sought the spotlight<br>
I stayed behind the scenes<br>
But then I met a sweetheart<br>
Who changed my old routines<br>
She put me in the spotlight<br>
Now I'm a happy pup<br>
And when I count my blessings<br>
I find they all add up to<br>
One plus one equals three<br>
My baby, her sister and me<br>
This is not what I expected<br>
But my baby is well-connected<br>
You can see why I elected<br>
This arithmetic with an odd key<br>
Where one plus one equals three<br>
Some guys wonder how it'll work<br>
Some women titter and smirk<br>
All their questions will be resolved<br>
I've got the problem solved<br>
'Cause one plus one<br>
One plus one<br>
One plus one<br>
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Daisy & Violet:<br>
We've always been a duo<br>
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Daisy:<br>
A twosome who's compact<br>
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Daisy & Violet:<br>
But we're happy to welcome<br>
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Violet:<br>
An addition to our act<br>
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Daisy:<br>
He's Violet's intended<br>
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Buddy:<br>
I'm the lucky one<br>
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Violet:<br>
I'm the one who's lucky<br>
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Buddy, Daisy, Violet:<br>
Ain't we having fun<br>
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Buddy:<br>
We're planning a big wedding<br>
For each and every friend<br>
Consider this your invitation<br>
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Daisy & Violet:<br>
Hope you will attend<br>
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Buddy, Daisy, Violet:<br>
Big day will be coming up soon<br>
Big wedding<br>
<br>
Buddy & Violet:<br>
Small honeymoon<br>
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Buddy, Daisy, Violet:<br>
For the moment<br>
We thought we'd do<br>
This preview just for you<br>
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Vale Sisters:<br>
Ooo-ooo-ooo<br>
Ooo-ooo-ooo<br>
Ooo-ooo-ooo<br>
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Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:<br>
Hey there, professor<br>
Won't you answer, yes sir<br>
How's about a lesson in your new kind of math<br>
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Buddy:<br>
Well, one plus one equals<br>
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Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:<br>
That's gonna be<br>
Gonna be three<br>
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Violet:<br>
His baby<br>
<br>
Daisy:<br>
Her sister<br>
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Buddy:<br>
And don't forget me<br>
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Vale Sisters:<br>
With a little persuasion<br>
How hap-hap-hap-hap-happy we'll be<br>
When one plus one<br>
<br>
Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:<br>
Plus one<br>
<br>
Buddy:<br>
One plus one<br>
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Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:<br>
What fun<br>
<br>
Buddy:<br>
One plus one<br>
Means my baby<br>
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Violet:<br>
I'm his baby<br>
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Vale Sisters:<br>
His baby<br>
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Buddy:<br>
Her sister<br>
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Daisy:<br>
I'm his baby's sister<br>
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Vale Sisters:<br>
His baby's sister and<br>
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Buddy:<br>
And me<br>
<br>
Vale Sisters:<br>
That equals<br>
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Violet:<br>
And me<br>
<br>
Vale Sisters:<br>
That equals<br>
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Daisy:<br>
And me<br>
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Vale Sisters:<br>
That equals<br>
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Buddy, Daisy, Violet, Vale Sisters:<br>
Equals three<br>
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The song ends, and everyone gets ready to leave...<br>
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Violet:<br>
Buddy, you're a wonderful performer<br>
You've become the star I knew you'd be<br>
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Buddy:<br>
You give me confidence out there<br>
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Violet:<br>
You get so nervous before the show<br>
You remind me of me<br>
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Terry:<br>
Good work, everyone!<br>
Now I am expecting a phone call up in the office<br>
And then I'm taking us all to dinner.<br>
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Buddy:<br>
I'll come with you.<br>
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Buddy and Terry leave...<br>
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Violet:<br>
Before long you'll be getting married,<br>
And I'll be the bridesmaid.<br>
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Daisy:<br>
Don't hold your breath.<br>
I'm not feeling well, I want to go home.<br>
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Violet:<br>
Anything I can do?<br>
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Daisy:<br>
I don't think so.<br>
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Violet:<br>
Jake, could you tell Terry and Buddy to go ahead without us?<br>
We'll wait here for you.<br>
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Jake goes to tell Terry and Buddy, but overhears their conversation...<br>
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Buddy:<br>
I need to talk to you.<br>
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Terry:<br>
Is something wrong?<br>
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Buddy:<br>
I'm worried about Daisy<br>
The questions people ask<br>
She's bound to feel left out<br>
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Terry:<br>
She's getting more attention then ever<br>
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Buddy:<br>
But Violet's the focus<br>
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Terry:<br>
They're used to sharing<br>
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Buddy:<br>
But how about that double wedding?<br>
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Terry:<br>
Will you stop with that?<br>
I could never marry a Siamese twin<br>
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Buddy:<br>
I don't see her as a Siamese twin<br>
I got over that long ago<br>
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Terry:<br>
You're a better man than I<br>
<br>
Buddy:<br>
Now I'm making her dream come true<br>
And that makes me happy<br>
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Terry:<br>
Not to mention famous<br>
<br>
Buddy:<br>
An unexpected benefit<br>
Which I admit, I really like<br>
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Terry:<br>
You know, she really loves you<br>
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Buddy:<br>
And I love her<br>
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Terry:<br>
Is it love<br>
Or pity?<br>
Whatever your reason for proposing, there is a lot riding on this wedding.<br>
And nothing's gonna stop it.<br>
Not Daisy, not Violet, not you.<br>
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Buddy:<br>
This is my chance to do something important<br>
To be remembered<br>
To make a big splash<br>
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Terry:<br>
Then I'm depending on you to keep this on track<br>
Keep playing your part<br>
Keep Violet content<br>
Keep the happy couple happy<br>
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Buddy:<br>
That's not a problem<br>
But Daisy could be<br>
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Terry:<br>
I'll take care of her<br>
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Buddy:<br>
On the honeymoon?<br>
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Terry leaves...<br>
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Buddy:<br>
You act like you know what's behind every door<br>
I only hope that I'm not getting more<br>
Than I bargained for<br>
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Daisy and Violet wait for Jake to return...<br>
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Violet:<br>
Oh, Daisy, how can I make this easier for you?<br>
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Daisy:<br>
You can't<br>
I can barely get through the songs<br>
How will I get through your wedding?<br>
Or honeymoon?<br>
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Violet:<br>
You will close a door inside<br>
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Daisy:<br>
I can't<br>
When Buddy holds your hand<br>
I tingle all over<br>
When he pecks you on the cheek<br>
I feel it on mine<br>
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Violet:<br>
We have always learned to adjust<br>
We can learn<br>
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Daisy:<br>
You're the bride<br>
You'll be preoccupied<br>
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Violet:<br>
If I were you<br>
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Daisy:<br>
You're not<br>
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Violet:<br>
You're just jealous<br>
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Daisy:<br>
Of course I am<br>
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Jake enters...<br>
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Jake:<br>
There's nothing to be jealous about<br>
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Violet:<br>
What do you mean?<br>
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Jake:<br>
Don't go through with this wedding<br>
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Violet:<br>
Jake, what's gotten into you?<br>
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Jake:<br>
I feel things<br>
I know things<br>
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Violet:<br>
So do I<br>
Buddy will make me happy<br>
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Jake:<br>
I want your happiness more than anything<br>
But I don't trust this<br>
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Violet:<br>
What do you know about it?<br>
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Jake:<br>
I know plenty<br>
I know how someone should love you<br>
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Violet:<br>
And how is that?<br>
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