So someone take her picture, (click, click)<br />
So I don't forget her (click, click)<br />
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)<br />
So I could remember<br />
(click, click)<br />
<br />
Yo, at a party on the hill, I popped a pill<br />
Threw back a shot and started to chill<br />
Ran into a pretty thing named jane bang<br />
She said she liked the way I handled my game, <br />
I said thanks, I like the way you handle my thang<br />
She said thanks, now that's money in the bank<br />
So I walked away, towards the bar, <br />
Bumped into a hottie named holly in the hall, <br />
Could've been a mange e toi, <br />
But her friend never heard my music before<br />
So I walked outside to get a little high, <br />
When I got a little bump on my side from a fly<br />
Blue-eyed baby with sex on the mind, <br />
Sally's form the valley, but sally's still fine<br />
Hopped in the ride, and started to drive<br />
She said what's my name, <br />
I said "I dunno, jane?"<br />
<br />
So someone take her picture, (click, click)<br />
So I don't forget her (click, click)<br />
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)<br />
So I could remember (click, click)<br />
<br />
Yo, uh, at a party on the beach, <br />
I was smokin like cheech, <br />
Scopin out a hot piece of ass I'm a creep, <br />
Getting head while the radio speaks, <br />
Popped like the bubble in these sneaks, <br />
Yo jennifer, it wasn't monique, <br />
That chick got dolphins tattoed on her feet<br />
Last week, I seen a best friend<br />
Undressin a madison in the westend, <br />
Exit, cut to breakfast, <br />
Eggs benidict and a fresh pearl necklace<br />
Legs in the air like a goddamn gymnast, <br />
Please God, I beg for forgiveness, <br />
Then she asked if I've been in memphis, <br />
I said no but I'm a fan of elvis, <br />
That's where I learned to move my pelvis, <br />
She said what's my name, <br />
I said "jane?"<br />
<br />
So someone take her picture, (click, click)<br />
So I don't forget her (click, click)<br />
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)<br />
So I could remember (click, click)<br />
<br />
Yeah, yo, uh<br />
At a party at my crib, I can't remember what I did, <br />
Woke up with a semi-hard dick and a fat chick, <br />
Three days a week, call that a hat trick, <br />
But everybody knows hockey aint for black kids, <br />
They call me shwayze, kinda like patrick, <br />
Pinnin every dome in hollywood to the matress, <br />
Sin in every city, LA to Manhattan<br />
Grinnin like I'm guilty, but I dunno what happened<br />
<br />
So someone take her picture, (click, click)<br />
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)<br />
So I don't forget her (click, click)<br />
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)<br />
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)<br />
(they call me shwayze, kinda like patrick)<br />
They call me shwayze<br />
<br />
So someone take her picture, (click, click)<br />
So I don't forget her (click, click)<br />
I wish I had a polaroid, (click, click)<br />
So I could remember (click, click)