SHWAYZE - Californ-I-A lyrics
rate meI want to say one thing<br />
To the american people<br />
And I want you to listen to me<br />
I'm not gunna say this again<br />
I did not have sexual relations<br />
With that woman<br />
<br />
I was framed<br />
I don't even know her name<br />
Dame came in with an<br />
Eight ball of cocaine<br />
Low range<br />
Got sprang off my pinky rang<br />
<br />
I got my pee pee wet<br />
She had a stinky thing<br />
I got a dance in<br />
She did the chicken wing<br />
<br />
No romancin<br />
Straight to stickin things<br />
In places<br />
Gave her a bracelet<br />
Said I'll be back in the mornin<br />
Be patient<br />
<br />
So she was waitin<br />
But I never came in<br />
I was on the next plane to vegas, ay men<br />
<br />
Take a statement<br />
Your honor I'm a changed man<br />
Game plan to blow up like<br />
Iran<br />
My man train like the taliban<br />
I'm from cali man<br />
We smoke the good shit<br />
<br />
I want you to listen to me<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my eyes<br />
What I'm seein today man<br />
Is everything fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in californ-i-a<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my ears<br />
When I hear what they say man<br />
Everythings fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in california<br />
<br />
Playground<br />
Born and raised<br />
I had to make more then<br />
Minimum wage so<br />
'authorities said they found more than seven ounces of marajuana in his luguage'<br />
Ah hell no<br />
<br />
I'm just tryin to get by<br />
I'm just tryin to get by<br />
But I'm tryin to get high<br />
While I'm tryin to get by<br />
<br />
I'm just tryin to get your<br />
Pussy wet<br />
Every night<br />
Like a super soaker<br />
Lets have a water fight<br />
<br />
I got a place<br />
That I want you to see<br />
A little suite<br />
On a hill by the sea<br />
A couple g's is all I need<br />
From ya<br />
Come on babe<br />
I'll scrape ya knees fo ya<br />
<br />
Country momma let me be<br />
Yo honey baby<br />
You used to love me love me<br />
Now you actin pissy lately<br />
Is it cuz you heard about my<br />
Pretty city lady? <br />
Can't we all just get along<br />
And make some pretty<br />
Little babies? <br />
<br />
I been pimpin since<br />
The eighties<br />
I been pimpin since<br />
The eighties<br />
<br />
'come up and see me sometime, anytime<br />
The sooner the better'<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my eyes<br />
What I'm seein today man<br />
Is everything fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in californ-i-a? <br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my ears<br />
When I hear what they say man<br />
Everythings fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in california<br />
<br />
Shake your body<br />
Like a brokin washing machine<br />
Get you clean<br />
Then dirty again<br />
Shwayz on the airwaves<br />
Ray-ban shades<br />
Stay chillin on my face<br />
Like oil of olay<br />
<br />
Mo money<br />
Mo problems<br />
I got no problems homie<br />
Only thing I got is some<br />
Condoms a boombox<br />
Papers, weed and beer<br />
Sleepin on the couch<br />
For the last three years<br />
Still pimpin... <br />
<br />
Now I want you to listen to me<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my eyes<br />
What I'm seein today man<br />
Is everything fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in californ-i-a<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my ears<br />
When I hear what they say man<br />
Everythings fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in california<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my eyes<br />
What I'm seein today man<br />
Is everything fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in californ-i-a<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my ears<br />
When I hear what they say man<br />
Everythings fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in california<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my eyes<br />
What I'm seein today man<br />
Is everything fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in californ-i-a<br />
<br />
Sex lives and video tapin<br />
I can't believe my ears<br />
When I hear what they say man<br />
Everythings fake in<br />
Californ-i-a in california
