Shrek - The Fairy Godmother Song lyrics

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Your fallen tears have called to me<br />

So here comes my sweet remedy<br />

I know what every princess needs<br />

For her to live life happily...<br />

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With just a wave of my magic wand<br />

Your troubles will soon be gone<br />

With a flick of the wrist<br />

and just a flash you'll land a prince<br />

with a ton of cash<br />

A high priced dress made by mice no less<br />

and crystal glass pumps and no more stress<br />

your worries will banish your soul will cleanse<br />

confide in your very own furniture friends<br />

we'll help you set<br />

a new fashion trend!<br />

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I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great<br />

the kind of gal the prince would date<br />

they'll write your name on the bathroom wall<br />

"For happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"<br />

Sporty new carriage to ride in style<br />

Sexy man my cheffuer Kyle!<br />

We'll banish your blemishes, tooth decay,<br />

cellulite thighs will fade away, and oh what the hey <br />

have a bichon frisé<br />

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Nip and tuck, here and there,<br />

to land the prince with the perfect hair,<br />

lipstick liner, shadow, blush,<br />

to get that prince with the sexy tush,<br />

lucky day, hot buffet, <br />

you and the prince take a roll in the hay,<br />

you can swoon on the moon with the prince<br />

to this tune!<br />

Don't be drab, you'll be fab!<br />

your prince will have hot hot abs<br />

je tussee, fantastee, have some chicken fricosseu,<br />

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nip and tuck, here and there, <br />

to land the prince with the perfect hair<br />

lipstick liners...<br />

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Fiona: Thank you very much fairy godmother, but I really don't need all this...<br />

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Cabinet: Fine, be that way