Shrek - Fair Godmother Song lyrics

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Your fallen tears have called to me<br />

so here comes my sweet remedy<br />

I know what every princess needs<br />

for her to live life, happily...<br />

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With just a wave of my magic wand<br />

your troubles will soon be gone<br />

with a flick of the wrist<br />

in just a flash<br />

you'll land a prince with a ton of cash<br />

a high priced dress made by mice, no less<br />

crystal glass pumps and no more stress<br />

Your worries will vanish<br />

Your soul will cleanse<br />

confide in your very own furniture friends<br />

we'll help you start a new fashion trend!<br />

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I'll make you fancy<br />

I'll make you great<br />

the kind of gal the prince would date<br />

they'll write your name on the bathroom wall<br />

"For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"<br />

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A sporty new carriage to ride in style<br />

Sexy man, my chauffer Kyle!<br />

I'll vanish your blemishes,<br />

tooth decay,<br />

cellulite thighs will fade a way<br />

And oh, what the hey!<br />

Have a bichon frisee!<br />

<br />

Nip and tuck, here and there<br />

to land the prince with the perfect hair,<br />

Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!<br />

To get that prince with a sexy tush!<br />

Lucky day! A bouquet!<br />

You and the prince take a roll in the hay!<br />

You can swoon on the moon<br />

with the prince<br />

to this tune!<br />

Don't be drab, you'll be fab!<br />

Your prince will have rock hard abs!<br />

Cheese soufflee!<br />

Have a nice day!<br />

Have some chicken fricosseu!<br />

<br />

Nip and tuck, here and there<br />

to land the prince with the perfect hair,<br />

Lipstick, liners--<br />

<br />

Fiona: "Stop! Thank you, very much, Fairy Godmother, but I'm afraid that I don't need all this!"<br />

All: (Astonished murmuring)<br />

Dresser: "Fine. Be that way."