Your fallen tears have called to me<br />
so here comes my sweet remedy<br />
I know what every princess needs<br />
for her to live life, happily...<br />
<br />
With just a wave of my magic wand<br />
your troubles will soon be gone<br />
with a flick of the wrist<br />
in just a flash<br />
you'll land a prince with a ton of cash<br />
a high priced dress made by mice, no less<br />
crystal glass pumps and no more stress<br />
Your worries will vanish<br />
Your soul will cleanse<br />
confide in your very own furniture friends<br />
we'll help you start a new fashion trend!<br />
<br />
I'll make you fancy<br />
I'll make you great<br />
the kind of gal the prince would date<br />
they'll write your name on the bathroom wall<br />
"For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!"<br />
<br />
A sporty new carriage to ride in style<br />
Sexy man, my chauffer Kyle!<br />
I'll vanish your blemishes,<br />
tooth decay,<br />
cellulite thighs will fade a way<br />
And oh, what the hey!<br />
Have a bichon frisee!<br />
<br />
Nip and tuck, here and there<br />
to land the prince with the perfect hair,<br />
Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!<br />
To get that prince with a sexy tush!<br />
Lucky day! A bouquet!<br />
You and the prince take a roll in the hay!<br />
You can swoon on the moon<br />
with the prince<br />
to this tune!<br />
Don't be drab, you'll be fab!<br />
Your prince will have rock hard abs!<br />
Cheese soufflee!<br />
Have a nice day!<br />
Have some chicken fricosseu!<br />
<br />
Nip and tuck, here and there<br />
to land the prince with the perfect hair,<br />
Lipstick, liners--<br />
<br />
Fiona: "Stop! Thank you, very much, Fairy Godmother, but I'm afraid that I don't need all this!"<br />
All: (Astonished murmuring)<br />
Dresser: "Fine. Be that way."