ShowYouSuck - Flip Phone lyrics
rate meIf you think this song is about you, then you need to get a new phone
Somebody loves you, baby, and it’s me
So she ball, huh, too raw heartache
She too gorgeous, went for lady to carcass
Dead on bonkers, became a New Yorker
Depressed, gained weight, I gotta start jogging
She started blogging, that’s right up my alley
I leave a comment, she don’t return it
Feeling sick to my stomach, I’m ‘bout to vomit
Eleven months of hating, only chill during August
I chill when I’m honest, I’m high when I’m lying
I’m standing on couches yelling “I ain’t dying, baby, I ain’t dying!”
I’m cooler than Morris, day at a time, gotta take it a day at a time
It’s all in my mind, she don’t matter
Pissed on, pissed off, a matter of blathers
I’m stuck on a cactus, reception is lacking
I wanna call her back but her flip phone ratchet
She got a ratchet ass flip phone
She got a ratchet ass flip phone
She got a ratchet ass flip phone
I told her he be on the churn
The bar broke, too lame, can’t hate
See you sad soon, period came late
Some dude got laid, this dude got slain
My pockets been broken, my heart been breaking
She’s such a head case, a lid with its head sprung
Norma the Mormon, sell a bit hot nun
Peaceful hot gun, quiet but bell rung
Her brain is insane, hips beat your drum
In church she speaks tongues, smoke, she got lungs
Don’t dig my music, said I’m weaker than Dylon
Weaker than Dylon? How am I weaker than Dylon?
She watch too much porn, wish I was longer than Byron
Longer than Byron? How can I be longer than Byron?
This chick is high maintenance, I’m just sick of the trying
She got a ratchet ass flip phone
She got a ratchet ass flip phone
She got a ratchet ass flip phone
I told her he be on the churn
