Shel Silverstein - Lemme Be Somethin' lyrics

rate me

Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner

Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener

And if I can't be your human torch lemme be your submariner

Well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'

Yeah If I can't be your Abercrombie bitch lemme be your five and tener

If I can't be your all-the-time lemme be your now-and-thenner

And if I can't be your now-and-thenner lemme be your you-tell-me-whenner

Mmm hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'

And if I can't be your datenut bread lemme be your soda cracker

And if I can't be your boom-a-dee boom lemme be your clickity clacker

And if I can't be your seven-course meal lemme be your midnight snacker

Yeah baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'

Yeah if I can't be your lovey-dovey lemme be your flirty-flirty

And if I can't be your orchestra lemme be your little hurdy gurdy

And if I can't be your Mr Clean lemme be your Mr Dirty

Oh hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somthin'

Hey if I can't be your Sunday man lemme be your Monday action

Yeah well if I can't be your big big show lemme be your coming attraction

And if I can't be your coming attraction lemme be your momentary satisfaction

Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'

And if I can't be your bombardier let me be your tail gunner

If I can't be your serious love lemme be your just-for-funner

And if I can't be your big collision lemme be your hit-and-runner

Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'