Try Me
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<br> ARPAD SINGS:<br> I have trained myself,<br> Going shelf by shelf,<br> And I know every item in the store,<br> Every tube, jar, box, bottle, carton and container,<br> Where they are,<br> What they cost,<br> What they're for,<br> <br> Although it's something you have never thought about Mr Maraczek,<br> Try me,<br> You need a man who knows the business inside out Mr Maraczek,<br> Try me,<br> <br> You need help or I'd have never spoken,<br> And why break someone in? <br> when I'm already broken.<br> <br> In this emergency I wouldn't let you down Mr Maraczek,<br> Try Me,<br> Oh I can see by the uncertain way you frown that you ask yourself,<br> Why me?<br> For first class clerking and consciencious working,<br> Mr Maraczek, why not,<br> Try me.<br> <br> MR MARACZEK SPOKEN:<br> Alright. This cream is sour. Very sour. Take it back.<br> <br> ARPAD SINGS:<br> You wish to return this jar madam,<br> Certainly right you are madam,<br> You say it smells like a drownded cat -<br> It does at that,<br> At Maraczek's madam we claim with pride the customer must be satisfied,<br> The customer must be satisfied,<br> By the way we have a special sale on autumn heather - <br> Let me spray some on your hand,<br> Here we'll smell it together,<br> <br> (SPOKEN)It has the three elements of good perfume,<br> Attractive to the nose,<br> Invisible to the eye,<br> And fuctional,<br> <br> (SINGS)My wife has used it time and again,<br> It's very appealing to us men,<br> I use it myself every now and then,<br> <br> MR MARACZEK:<br> I'll take it!<br> <br> ARPAD:<br> (SPOKEN) Certainly madam. Ah Miss Ritter, (cough) Miss Ritter,<br> <br> (SINGS)<br> Thats twenty and six for the autumn heather,<br> Eight and three for the cream,<br> Thirty two even for that bottle of mermaids dream,<br> One and three for the eyebrow pencil,<br> Nine for the large shampoo,<br> And then for the jar you're bringing back thats four and two for you,<br> That's a total of ninety eight less four and two for the jar,<br> Out of a hundred,<br> Here's your change,<br> Five and two,<br> There you are,<br> the biggest sale in several years I believe,<br> <br> Thank you madam, <br> Please call again,<br> Glad I could help, <br> Here is my card,<br> Thank you madam,<br> Please call again,<br> Do call again, madam.<br> <br> I would glady grow a moustache if you like Mr Maraczek,<br> Try me,<br> And I would even think of giving up my bike Mr Maraczek,<br> Try me,<br> <br> For first class clerking and consciencious working,<br> Mr Maraczek, why not,<br> Try me.<br> <br> <br>
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