shane dawson - Telephone (Dude's Version) lyrics

rate me

Sung by Ned the Nerd

Hello hello baby sorry I can't hear a thing

I have got not service in my crib you see see

what what-at-at What did you say, huh, you breaking up on me

Sorry I can not hear you I'm kinda busy k-kinda busy, k-kinda busy Sorry I'm ignoring you I'm kinda busy

Just a second it's my favourite game we're gonna play

And I can not text you when I'm in my mercedez

Why can't you just take a hint I need some time for meh

My dudes are in my place and we are kinda busy

Stop calling, stop calling

I don't wanna talk anymore

We turned my living room into a big dancefloor

Stop calling, stop calling

I don't wanna talk anymore

We're fist pumping like we're at the Jersey Shore

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, stop telephoning me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, I'm busy

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, stop telephoning me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

You can beg all you want

But you won't get the bone

Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone

You can pee on the floor

You can bark at the door

But you're just gonna sit at home alone

You can beg all you want

But you won't get the bone

Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone

You can pee on the floor

You can bark at the door

But you're just gonna sit at home alone

Bitch the way you hollering

won't make me leave no quicker

Stop updating my Twitter

Taking mobile pictures

Should throw my phone in the pool

Cause I'm sending a slap ya

Throw at backhand at ya

Bitch I ain't gonna answer

Not that I don't like you I just need some time for meh

And girls are not invited to our manly parties

Sometimes I feel like you treat me just like a baby

But tonight I'm all grown up and I am drinking Hennessy drinking Hennessy, drinking Hennessy

Actually Hennessy makes me sick so I'm drinking Kool Aid

Stop calling, stop calling

I don't wanna talk anymore

We turned my living room into a big dancefloor

Stop calling, stop calling

I don't wanna talk anymore

We're wrist pumping like horny guys watching porn

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, stop telephoning me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, I'm busy

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, stop telephoning me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

You can beg all you want

But you won't get the bone

Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone

You can pee on the floor

You can bark at the door

But you're just gonna sit at home alone

You can beg all you want

But you won't get the bone

Cause you're just gonna sit at home alone

You can pee on the floor

You can bark at the door

But you're just gonna sit at home alone

Stop calling, stop calling

I don't wanna talk anymore

We turned my living room into a big dancefloor...

(wow)

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, stop telephoning me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...

Thanks to Natsplat