He was born in a dojo
Down on 24th street 
The son of an asian man
Well he was adopted
But they still taught him karate
And a little guitar

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your ass and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star 

He saw a flyer
For a battle of the bands
He signed up right away 
He saw this as a contest 
To utilize both his skills
so he wrote this song to sing

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your ass and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star 


He came in last place
Because he didn't know
You shouldn't kill the other bands
So Rick was arrested 
And sent to jail for life
But you can always hear him sing

My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll kick your ass and play guitar
My name Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not your typical rock star