Sexy Heroes In Transit - Postman lyrics

rate me

Went down to the kitchen to get myself a knife

It's not to butter my bread, oh no it's for my wife

The other day I saw her banging my neighbour Mitch

I don't like my wife, 'cause she's a stupid bitch

Saw her banging the postman

Saw her doing the milkman too

Saw her play with the gardeners nozzle

Then she did the construction crew

Went to the garden shed to get my pruning sheers

I don't have a hedge problem I'm gonna cut off her ears

I've seen her without me having way too much fun

When I get home tonight, I'm not gonna say I love you hun

Saw her banging Winnie the Pooh

Whilst fondling Tigger too

She had a threesome with Aladdin

And his stupid monkey Abu

Saw her banging the postman

Saw her doing the milkman too

Saw her play with the gardeners nozzle

Then she did the construction crew