MRS. MAYOR 
He was Mommy's little boy. 

MR. MAYOR 
He was Daddy's little man.

BOTH
He was never any trouble till this...
"Thinking Thing" began!

MR. MAYOR 
We must both lay down the law. 

MRS. MAYOR 
Will he hate us?

MR. MAYOR 
Maybe so.

MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR 
Oh, where are the instructions 
On how to raise a child?
Who has the instructions 
On how to raise a child? 
Who has all the answers? 
I don't know.