Sergeant Smythe - Keeping Up With The Kardashians lyrics

rate me

She got a birds nest upstairsMore heightll get you nothingNothin but a captain douche bag.She got the hips of a hipsterShes nothin but a high class bus station skankWith a weapon.When she say she want moneyShell take you to the cleanersShe got nothing but the weapon you wantShe got the heart of a swamp ratTha hasn't had a meal since the very early ninetiesFor real.Shes gonna eat your soul.I said youre not my girlfriend.She got cash in the wallet but no one to shout.I said you're not my girlfriend.So wont you turn around grab your bags and walk on out.A late show at my house partyAss dropping out the bottom of your dressSporting 6 inch heelsWheres that new butterfly tattoo on the small of your backScreaming at me like a KICK ME stampA fresh face full of botox, shiny foreheadCheck the lipsI can see you got em pumped like ReeboksWhats the deal with your fake tan?Chest pressed against your chinTry convince me you were born with those.She got a heart like stone.