Scrilla Vic - Extravagent Flatulence lyrics

rate me

I got old man farts that escape with a ?Poof!?

Bubblin? in my bum since 1972

My farts will wrestle you down to submission

And that?s how I blow away the competition

Farts are from dookie in your poop shoot

Mine announce their arrival with a ?Toot-Toot!?

Some farts are wet. Mine are spicy

2 scoops of beans? That will do nicely.

V loves to be with the tenderoni?s

And my cornholes labeled exit only

The male species keeps farts at ready

While ladies drop bombs silent but deadly

Farts been around since back in the days

The universe shot out the Milky Way! Yep!

So back up, back up and give me room to breathe

So I can stank up, stank up the whole rap industry

Your decision to air that out is real poopy

I?m feelin? real loopy cuz I almost dropped a dookie

Who me? I?m an asshole with a microphone

If I ever finish farting then I might go bone

But I can?t, so everybody that?s followin?

I drank a bunch of milk and I?m lactose intolerant

Hollerin? get ready for the stench

Put me in the game and I?ll clear the whole bench

From more than a gallon gas

This ain?t the type of smoke that you puff, puff and pass

Relax ? I?ve got no more flatulence

I just want to welcome y?all to what?s happennin?

So check out this noxious fume

All my fans gather round while I drop the boom!

Kablam! Honeys leave the room

As I melt those guys on the fruit of the loom