Screeching Weasel

Screeching Weasel - Twinkie Warfare lyrics

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You'll get your riboflavin

any way that you can,

6 Ho-ho's in your mouth

and 8 Ding-dongs in your hand.

When you slip into a peaceful

nighttime snooze,

be sure to lock the door so the

Twinkies won't get you.

They're coming after you

they're getting back at you

twinkie warfare.

You left a Twinkie on the counter

on a rainy Friday night,

it mutated and it touched you and

ripped out both of your eyes.

Your junk food ain't taking

anymore bites from you,

maybe learn a lesson and eat

some real food.

They're coming after you

they're getting back at you

twinkie warfare.

12 more Ho-ho's an

ice cream bar a full size

Nestle Crunch.

Chips Ahoy and Oreos and jam

with Hawaiian Punch.

Why do you think we look the

way we do?

Punk rock junk food junkies

were the Weasel crew.

They're coming after you

they're getting back at you

twinkie warfare.

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