Screeching Weasel - Murder In The Brady House lyrics

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Bobby Brady's dealing crack - Marcia's on the pill

Mike's in bed with Alice + Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop

Greg is trying on garter belts and Peter spent 3 nights in jail

Murder in the Brady house because Jan Brady couldn't stand it

Murder in the Brady house

Things were just too great

Murder in the Brady house

Someone had to break

Cindy called Jan a stinker for playing ball inside the house

She tattletaled while Alice kissed the postman on the mouth

Blood is on the TV screen and guts are on the stairs

Murder in the Brady house and no-one even cares