Scotty Vanity - I Must Be Emo lyrics
rate me*I Must Be Emo is by Adam and Andrew, not Scotty Vanity*
Dear Diary<br />
Mood: Apathetic<br />
My life is spiraling downward<br />
I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me<br />
Dry concert<br />
It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like Stab my heart because I love you and Rip apart my soul and of course Stabby rip stab stab<br />
And It doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either<br />
Like that guy from that band can do<br />
Some days<br />
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be<br />
You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me<br />
I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face<br />
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs<br />
Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag<br />
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag<br />
There dudes look like chicks and there chicks look like dykes<br />
Cause emo is one step below transvestite<br />
Stop my breathing and slit my throat<br />
I must be emo<br />
I don't jump around when I go to shows<br />
I must be emo<br />
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem<br />
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween<br />
I have no real problems but I like to make believe<br />
I stole my sister's mascara now<br />
I'm grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies<br />
I can't get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing<br />
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun<br />
They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one<br />
Stop my breathing and slit my throat<br />
I must be emo<br />
I don't jump around when I go to shows<br />
I must be emo<br />
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes<br />
I must be emo<br />
I play guitar and write suicide notes<br />
I must be emo<br />
My life is just a black abyss... ya know... it's so dark<br />
And it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans<br />
Which look great on me by the way<br />
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction<br />
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection<br />
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses<br />
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes<br />
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth<br />
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack off<br />
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life<br />
If I said that I like girls I'd only be half right<br />
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo<br />
I must be emo<br />
Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo<br />
I must be emo<br />
I like to whine and hit my parentals<br />
I must be emo<br />
Me and my friends all look like clones<br />
I must be e-e-emo<br />
My parents don't get me ya know<br />
They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy<br />
Well, a couple guys<br />
But, I mean it's the 2000's<br />
Can't two... or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay<br />
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways<br />
I don't know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me... You're my best friend<br />
I feel like tacos</
Thanks to RiRi for these lyrics