Scotland - Irn Bru If... lyrics

rate me

If you can bounce in six inch heels all night and still walk home in your bare feet,

If you can keep two passions burning bright and see if there's still some romance and defeat,

If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,

If you know you're easily a better man when side by side with suits in just a skirt,

If you can party in the summer rain with kamakaze midgies in the mud,

Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain of seeing in the new year in the scud,

If you can wait and wait for 1p change then proudly give the lot to charity and know for certain it's not strange to call yer lunch dinner and yer dinner tea,

If you can handle folk to call you Jock then you'll have really earned your irn bru,

You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock and what is more

You'll feel phenomenal to.

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Thanks to Arran P.S Cumon the scotland