I woke up in a mess,<br />
They found me in a dress,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
All right,<br />
I Had a little drink,<br />
And I had a little smoke,<br />
I Had a little speed,<br />
And I had a little coke,<br />
I couldn't stand up,<br />
I was dizzy in the head,<br />
And I haven't gotta clue what happened to me next,<br />
I woke up in a daze,<br />
I can't see through the haze,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I woke up in a mess,<br />
They found me in a dress,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
All right,<br />
First I did a little,<br />
Then a little more,<br />
When I done it all,<br />
I went and threw up on the floor,<br />
The next thing I knew I was lying on my back,<br />
The lights went out and it all went black,<br />
I woke up in a daze,<br />
I can't see through the haze,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I woke up in a mess,<br />
They found me in a dress,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I can't remember what I did,<br />
I Had a little drink,<br />
And I had a little smoke,<br />
I Had a little speed,<br />
And I had a little coke,<br />
I couldn't stand up,<br />
I was dizzy in the head,<br />
And I haven't gotta clue what happened to me next,<br />
I woke up in a daze,<br />
I can't see through the haze,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I woke up in a mess,<br />
They found me in a dress,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I can't remember,<br />
I can't remember,<br />
I can't remember what I did last night,<br />
I can't remember what I did.