Schism - Christina Sucks, Britney Swallows lyrics
rate meOh my God, What should I do?<br />
I didn't get a girlfriend, I went and got two,<br />
With drop dead legs and long blonde hair,<br />
They knock me out they're a real cute pair,<br />
They're pretty as a picture,<br />
They're pretty in pink,<br />
They make me feel like the weakest link,<br />
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo,<br />
Who will suck and who will blow?<br />
Use my brain or use my dick,<br />
I can't decide which girl to pick,<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Oh my God, how can I choose?<br />
When they both walk in wearing high heel shoes,<br />
Little short skirts and little tight tops,<br />
They make things soft go as hard as a rock,<br />
It's so unfair, life can be cruel,<br />
If I could have them both now that would be cool,<br />
All the games that we could play,<br />
Every night and every day,<br />
To get them both into my bed,<br />
While taking turns at giving head,<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Oh my God, this is so great,<br />
Here I am out with them both on a date,<br />
All the other guys are looking at me,<br />
Thinking "just how lucky can one guy be?",<br />
I don't need a genie to grant me a wish,<br />
Cuz life couldn't get much better than this,<br />
They get me up by going down,<br />
My head is spinning round and round,<br />
I think I'm gonna lose my mind,<br />
Blow me baby one more time!<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah),<br />
Christina sucks, Britney Swallow (whoa whoa whoas yeah).
