Schaffer the Darklord - Night of the Living Christ lyrics

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Schaffer the Darklord - Night of the Living Christ

Between BC and AD 2000 years ago

A man of myth and legend and stories

Maybe you've heard of him

He was a Jewish Carpenter and his mother was a virgin

His name was The Christ and some thought him odd

Because he preached in the streets and claimed to be the son of God

Performing miracles a little to win over the Romans

Infuriated by his acts they called him a showman

So they tackled him and shackled him and whipped him and beat him and tortured him

They did everything just short of believe him

They nailed to a cross and left him in the sun to die

Now here's where the story varies in everybodies eyes

(You can believe)

That on the day he met his fate(er)

(You can believe)

He came back three days later

(You can believe)

That he shall return again to commence the Armageddon and the judgment of men.

He wont descend from the Heavens

He'll emerge from the earth

With worms in his eyes

His blood dry as dirt

All bones with little chunks of mummified flesh

Even the bugs in his bowels will be repulsed by the stench

Hungry as hell not eaten in two millennium

And he'll immediately need to start feeding some

He will search for the first church as down come the rains

Moan in Aramaic with a craving for brains

Half eaten believers scream "Jesus of Nazareth"

Their dead bodies rise back to life like Lazarus

This horror story will be in the new Bible

Written by zombies Jesus' newest disciples

Satan won't arrive for the end times war.

And Christ will hunt a hundred and then be hungry for more

No rifle no reason to deliver us from evil

The undead prince of peace is feeding on his people.

(Chorus)

And he shall rise rise

The son of God will arrive

Back from the dead

And when it happens it'll blacken the skies

And he shall rise rise

And we'll all be surprised

As he walks the earth to the cries of "He's Alive"

Now wait wait what would Jesus do?

Well let me tell you what he'll do

He will leave a trail of goo

As he preys he preys on you

Undead messiah with the entire world turning in to

Zombies like him

You'll die for him

Because he died for you

(Oh Jesus Christ! It's Jesus Christ!)

For centuries men of cloth have warned that this day will come

And they've used it to keep people oppressed under their m***** thumb

They've controlled and convinced us that our lives are filled with sin

Well guess what? That's who he's coming for, those who think they're pure like him

He will only go after those who in him have faith

So all non-believers around the world will be safe

All the Muslims and Buddhists the satanists the atheists

The Jews will be safe too, but not the Jews for Jesus

And not the hypocrites or pro-life *****ists

Who hide in the religious right in the heart of Texas

most of our government will get it the same

And anyone who has committed atrocities in his name

He'll crucify Klansmen, That'll be beautiful

Then he'll get that *****ing prick who pickets gay funerals

Captive pedophiles are eaten after he whips 'em

LOOK OUT! Cause he'll send you back to Hell Mel Gibson

Those old and grand crusades who enforce

Christian prayer in our schools and commandments in courts

All of his followers who twist the words that he said

Are the ones he'll hunt when he comes back from the dead.

(Chorus)

And he shall rise rise

The son of God will arrive

Back from the dead

And when it happens it'll blacken the skies

And he shall rise rise

And we'll all be surprised

As he walks the earth to the cries of "He's Alive"

Now wait wait what would Jesus do?

Well let me tell you what he'll do

He will leave a trail of goo

As he preys he preys on you

Undead messiah with the entire world turning in to

Zombies like him

You'll die for him

Because he died for you

(He's coming, he's coming, but he's coming to eat us)

Christians will all turn to zombies upon his return visit

It isn't too much different than it is now is it?

(Chorus)

And he shall rise rise

The son of God will arrive

Back from the dead

And when it happens it'll blacken the skies

And he shall rise rise

And we'll all be surprised